What I Like:Market volatility, generating alpha, my P&L... see a theme here? I love my paper. I'll take my sunglasses off for a $500 gratuity. If you stay in my chatroom for more than 2 min without paying, I'll boot you out.

Turn Offs:I Dont Like Rude People

About Me:You can take the girl off Wall Street, but you can't take the banker out of the whore. Here for a good time, not for a long time. If you ask me to do something for free, I'll kick you out for the first offense and block you for the second one.